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The Omelet That Went to Culinary School and Came Back with an Attitude Strings · 160 BPM · 52min
Scherzo of Sour · Coastal Catches

The Omelet That Went to Culinary School and Came Back with an Attitude

A Scherzo of Sour from the concert hall · spice map below

93
Flavor
4/5
Heat
52m
Time
76°
Grill
160
BPM
DISH FloralFloralChiliChiliWoodyWoodyNuttyNutty

Movement Notes

There are omelets, and then there is this magnificent Chinese-American creation that looks at your plain folded eggs and laughs in its direction. Egg foo young is what happens when you take the concept of an omelet, pump it full of bean sprouts and shrimp, deep fry it until it is puffy and golden, and then drown it in a savory gravy that could probably make cardboard taste good. It is excessive in the best possible way, and I am completely obsessed with it.

The batter situation is unlike any omelet you have ever made. You whisk cornstarch and water into beaten eggs along with salt and sugar, which sounds weird but creates this incredibly light, almost custardy texture when fried. Then you fold in scallions, bean sprouts, and shrimp until everything is coated in egg. The mixture is wet and sloppy and looks like it has no business becoming anything attractive. Trust the process.

Frying is where things get exciting and slightly terrifying. You need about two inches of oil in a wok, heated to the point where a wooden chopstick bubbles vigorously when dipped in. You ladle in a quarter of the mixture and it immediately puffs up like a golden cloud, sizzling and expanding in a way that feels vaguely volcanic. Flipping these puffy discs requires either two tools and steady hands or a willingness to accept that sometimes your omelet will fold in on itself and still taste incredible. I have experienced both outcomes.

The sauce deserves its own paragraph. A mixture of beef broth, soy sauce, Shaoxing wine, oyster sauce, and white pepper, thickened with cornstarch until it coats the back of a spoon, this gravy is dark, glossy, and deeply savory. You ladle it over the fried egg puffs and it pools around them, seeping into every nook and cranny, turning something already delicious into something genuinely transcendent.

Served over a bed of steamed jasmine rice, egg foo young is the kind of meal that makes you forget about your plans for the evening because you are too busy eating and making satisfied grunting noises. It is not a weeknight recipe for the faint of heart, what with the deep frying and the multiple components, but it is absolutely worth the effort and the occasional oil splatter on your stovetop. Some things in life require a little mess, and this glorious omelet is one of them.

MOVEMENT NOTE · Tempo 160 BPM, perform at 76°C for 52 min. Flavor yield: 93/100. Spice atoms: Floral, Chili, Woody, Nutty.

Score Trail

1Prep & marinate — 52 min2Cook over 76°C3Plate, garnish, take a bow

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