Egyptian Layered Pastry: The Dough That Launched a Thousand Butter Jokes

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If someone had told me that I would spend an entire afternoon stretching dough until I could see my countertop through it and then folding it with butter like I was making some kind of edible origami, I would have politely suggested they seek professional help. And yet, here I am, completely obsessed with Egyptian feteer meshaltet and willing to proselytize about it to anyone who will listen, and frankly, several people who will not. This is a pastry that defies logic and probably several dietary guidelines. You start by making a dough that needs to be so elastic you can pull it thin enough to read a newspaper through, which sounds easy until you are standing in your kitchen with flour on your forehead, your arms stretched wide, trying not to tear a sheet of dough the size of a tablecloth. Then comes the butter. So much butter. You dip the dough balls in warm butter, you brush butter between every fold, you add butter on top when it comes out of the oven. This pastry does not just contain butter; it has a relationship with butter that some might call codependent but I prefer to call committed. The folding technique is where things get architectural. You stretch a ball paper-thin, fold it into a square with butter between each layer, then stack another stretched sheet on top and fold that around the first one, and by the third or fourth layer you are essentially building a buttery apartment complex. Into a screaming hot oven it goes, and within minutes it puffs up like it is trying to escape the baking dish. A quick blast under the broiler gives it those gorgeous golden blisters, and when you pull it out, you drape more butter on top because restraint has no place here. The result is a pastry with layers so flaky they shatter when you breathe near them, and a richness that makes your eyes roll back. It is ridiculous, it is wonderful, and I would do it all again tomorrow.

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